Martian Menace

A first blog attempt, but not a last! The random thoughts of my days among the Terry folk!

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Going About In Gotham . . . .

A snippet from my travels of the past week . . . .

"Tuesday, July 18, 2006:

I have felt the hot breath of the New York city subway on the back of my neck and on the back of my legs, which ran with sweat. The subway trains themselves are cool and air-conditioned, but expel their exhaust heat directly into the tunnels, so that comfort is a fleeting illusion underground. As I make my way back with my wallet and safety intact, I feel the thrill yet vague disappointment that the city dwellers are not the thugs we upstaters often expect, but just the decent people they by and large are. No doubt some of them would be equally downcast to see us country folk exhibit an I.Q. above 20 and fail to express an interest in seducing our cousins or our livestock . . . ."

Okay, enough with the prosaic stuff! The main thing is, I had a dandy visit down in the big ol' apple - although the heat on Tuesday was indeed brutal. A certain librarian friend of mine informs me that someone literally cooked an egg on the city sidewalk that day to prove a point, and I can well believe it! Fortunately, when Traveling Companion and I went to Dorney Park in Allentown, Pennsylvania the next day to collect more coaster blood (I've been on 79 now folks!!) it was at least a bit cooler. And I can tell you from firsthand experience that Dorney has some of the genuinely wettest water rides I've ever been on - and I've been on plenty!

Other highlights of the trip included a visit to Lombardi's on Spring Street in Little Italy - said to be the first pizzeria ever built in the United States, over 100 years ago. Very good pizza, indeed (and you have to be good to last in Manhattan that long)! And a real taste novelty - a trip across the street from Lombardi's to an - I'm not kidding - all rice pudding restaurant. Rice to Riches makes one type of dish only, and makes it very well. They have a website which you can look up if you don't believe me, a real NYC attitude and oh, yes - something like 30 varieties of rice pudding. If you are on a diet, this is NOT the place for you, but if you are on vacation . . . .

Kudos also to Lunella Ristorante on Mulberry Street, also in Little Italy, for their excellent cuisine. They may think they can keep me from finding out their recipe for Pasta Fagiole, but . . . .

I also visited the Metropolitan Museum of Art, where I goggled shamelessly at the collections of Japanese and Chinese art, and a special exhibit on the Mayan kings and their treasures. And at the American Museum of Natural History, companion and I took in special exhibits on Darwin and on Reptiles and Snakes. A visit to Mitsuwa Marketplace in Edgewater, NJ allowed me to procure some Japanese soap for my very fragrant collection (yay!) and mull over some oriental decorations I can't afford quite yet . . . . Alas, heat and severe thunderstorms on Friday dictated an early exit from Hoboken and kept us housebound. But with a little help from a super-character named Enigmatech, I learned a thing or to about playing City of Heroes. The battle against evil continues!

So now I'm back in Cow-Town-On-The-Hud-Castle applying for jobs and waiting to hear back on the two last-minute interviews I had last Monday (c'mon guys!). I've also been playing the human-vs.-housefly version of Doom, since the local population apparently decided to take advantage of my brief absence. Me: 25, Flies: 0 Back to the grind (sort of) . . . .

Thursday, July 13, 2006

SLIVER ME TIMBERS!

Sorry - but I never can resist a pun! Although I do think I have in some ways reached the height of professional absurdity today in having to file a Worker's Comp claim only a day before I'm laid off. Eleven years without one and now this . . . because of a sliver! Yes, folks, it turns out that the metal ones don't just dissolve, and aren't so easy to get out, either. But hey, life is always full of learning experiences. Not that I'm recommending this variety, mind! Still, it's good to know the tetanus vaccination I was forced to get during a physical two years ago may not entirely have been in vain - just in vein!

And speaking of recommendations, did I mention a strong one for Charles Sheffield's The Amazing Dr. Darwin? Methinks not, but it definitely deserves one! Go forth, buy and read, people! And give Bruce Alexander's Blind Justice a try while you're at it!

And if you are a were-parsnip in Connecticut, I may need to make a catnip raid/visit for the boys sometime soon! Feline does not live by Friskies alone!

Blogreader survey: does anyone besides myself think that string theory really could be the answer to unification between relativity and quantum theory? Love them parallel realities!

Friday, July 07, 2006

Mandatory Cute/Serious Kittypic!

You can never really tell just what he's thinking, can you?

You Knew I Was Going To Forget Something . . . .

Of course, it's only to be expected that I would fail to list in one session all the books I strongly recommend. So let's add a few more to the already looonnnggg list, shall we?

The Woman Warrior: A Girlhood Among Ghosts - Maxine Hong Kingston (autobiography)
Felton & Fowler's Best, Worst and Most Unusual (reference/humor)
Three Men in a Boat - Jerome K. Jerome (humor)
A Walk in the Woods - Bill Bryson (humor/serious/natural history)
Five Hundred Mile Walkies - Mark Walllington (humor/autobiography/nature)
Cats in my Belfry - Doreen Tovey (the title says it all, doesn't it?)
Bless Me, Father - Neil Boyd (humor/biography)
and (embarrassed to say I forgot!)
anything at all by Nathaniel Hawthorne!

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Giving you something to read!

Okay, so I realize I've not put up any postings for a couple of weeks, what with a water pipe exploding in the house, a storm putting my phone line down, just my 19th nervous breakdown etc. And yes, I have let some people down. I am hoping the chaos is dying down long enough for me to be more coherent (inasmuch as I ever am!) in the aftermath of my job loss - July 14th, folks! But in an effort to give you something to read, I am posting my oft-requested reading recommendations - books I strongly suggest you crack if you haven't already!:

Novels:

Cold Sassy Tree - Olive Ann Burns
I, Claudius - Robert Graves
Claudius the God - Robert Graves
A Redbird Christmas - Fanny Flagg
The Darling Buds of May - H.E. Bates
The Mayor of Casterbridge - Thomas Hardy
Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens (yes, I know it's anti-semitic! I'm a Jew myself - get over it folks!)
Flashman - George MacDonald Frasier (and its many sequels!)
The Scarlet Pimpernel - Baroness Orczy

Humor:

Absolutely anything by Garrison Keillor, David Sedaris or Mark Twain!
My Family and Other Animals - Gerald Durell
It Was A Dark and Stormy Night (entries from the annual Bulwer-Lytton contest, collected and sequels Bride of Dark and Stormy, etc.) - collected and published by Scott Rice

History:

The Histories - Herodotus
Practicing History - Barbara Tuchman
Any of the English Monarchy series by Thomas B. Costain
Disraeli - Robert Blake
Books too numerous to mention here, and yes, you REALLY don't want to get me started on my favorite discipline . . . .

Mysteries:

Crocodile on a Sandbank - Elizabeth Peters (and SOME of its sequels)
The Alienist - Caleb Carr
Death On Demand - Carolyn G. Hart
The Family Vault - Charlotte Macleod
Miss Melville Regrets - Susan Smith
Silver Pigs - Lindsay Davis
Sleeping Murder - Agatha Christie
The Body in the Belfry - Katherine Hall Page
Anything Goes - Jill Churchill
Malice in Magoddy - Joan Hess

And above all, the GREATEST mysteries of ALL TIME EVER:

The Sherlock Holmes mysteries of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

These really belong in a category unto themselves!!

Horror:

Anything by H.P. Lovecraft
The Stand - Stephen King
Almost anything by Basil Copper
Something Wicked This Way Comes - Ray Bradbury
Ghost Story - Peter Straub
Christine - Stephen King
GRE: Graduate Record Examination General Aptitude Test - Arco Professional Examination Series of Study Guides
Animal Farm - George Orwell

Fantasy:

The Adventures of Master Li and Number Ten Ox:
Bridge of Birds
The Story of the Stone
Eight Skilled Gentlemen - Barry Hughart

Lord Darcy:
Murder and Magic
Too Many Magicians
Lord Darcy Investigates - Randall Garrett

The King's Dragon:
His Majesty's Dragon
Throne of Jade
Black Powder War - Naomi Novik

Any of the Dragonriders of Pern series by Anne McCaffrey

The True Game Books:
King's Blood Four
Necromancer Nine
Wizard's Eleven
The Song of Mavin Manyshaped
The Flight of Mavin Manyshaped
The Search of Mavin Manyshaped
Jinian Footseer
Dervish Daughter
Jinian Star-Eye - Sherri S. Tepper

Tea with the Black Dragon - R.A. McAvoy
Oath of Swords - David Weber
Interview with the Vampire - Anne Rice
Mythago Wood - Robert Holdstock
Druid's Blood - Esther M. Friesner
Mathemagics - Margaret Ball

The Discworld Series of Books by Terry Pratchett

A Wizard of Earthsea - Ursula K. Leguin
Cats Have No Lord - Will Shetterly

Science Fiction:

Lord of Light - Roger Zelazny
Neuromancer - William Gibson
Hardwired - Walter Jon Williams
I, Robot - Isaac Asimov
Windhaven - George R.R. Martin and Lisa Tuttle
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams

Any of the Vorkosigan adventures by Lois McMaster Bujold

Ten Points For Style:
The Crown Jewels
House of Shards
Rock of Ages - Walter Jon Williams

The Majipoor Books:
Lord Valentine's Castle
Majipoor Chronicles
Valentine Pontifex
Mountains of Majipoor
Sorcerors of Majipoor
Lord Prestimion - Robert Silverberg

The Liaden Universe Books:
Agent of Change
Conflict of Honors
Carpe Diem
Plan B
I Dare
Two Tales of Korval
Pilot's Choice
Balance of Trade - Sharon Lee & Steve Miller

The Dream Park Series:
Dream Park
The Barsoom Project
California Voodoo Game - Larry Niven and Steven Barnes

I know I'm leaving a LOT out here people! But hopefully this will give you something to chew on for those busy times when I'm not blogging! And I wouldn't mind getting a few suggestions from you . . . .