Presenting the True Masters of the House!

Of course, some people may foolishly think I am lord (or lady) of my domain, but the real, pathetic truth is, my presence here is merely tolerated because I have shown such a natural knack for opening cans and cleaning water dishes! Well, at least it's nice to feel needed! And if I make coy and clever use of the Petsmart coupon I just got, I may even be allowed to stay awhile . . . .